Tuesday, February 13, 2007

only in a small town

kids, it still hurts me a little to laugh hard, so imagine the agony i was in when i read the local paper this morning (thanks, beth!) and saw this:

oh, man! there is really NOTHING happening around here if they're willing to ADVERTISE this! and i love the way they trickily put it... "CLAY AIKEN's car." i was falling off the chair at this one. why on EARTH would you round up the kids for a fun afternoon of looking at clay aiken's CAR? anybody wanna come visit me so we can go look at clay aiken's car together?! what a rich cultural experience that would be!
especially if you read and/or believe the tabloid headlines or what perez hilton says about clay's escapades. who knows what might be lurking in the back seat? sigh.

11 comments:

beenzzz said...

Clay Aiken's car?????? I wouldn't want to see him let alone his car. How hilarious!!!!

Autumn's Mom said...

Funny, this is like those David Letterman funny's. You should send it in!

Rhea said...

I didn't see 'car' until you pointed it out. Not much doing, I guess.

Anonymous said...

I'd LOVE to see ANYTHING that has to do with CLAY! He's HOT!

ML said...

Very funny!!! How sneaky of them to put the car part in small print :)

hellomelissa said...

hi y'all & thanks for the comments & ideas. apparently, all you have to do to get hits on your site is type "clay aiken." today already holds the record for the most hits to my site in one day, and it's not even over yet.

must be all those people who get google blog alerts for his name.

maybe the anonymous comment was clay himself??! who knows!

ps. he totally should've beat ruben studdard.

Angela in Europe said...

Yeah, and I am so sure nobody notices the "'s car" part.

Mr. L said...

"Bring your blacklight!! Uncover hidden spores!!"

Wow, I'll never take my area for granted again. Feh...I probably will. :)

Beth said...

Hey, maybe one of the other 50 car dealers in our small town will have Anna Nicole's car next month!
Don't even want to think what a black light might find on her back seat....

Da Mommy said...

TOOO FUNNY!! Even my 15 year old had to pick himself up off the floor from laughing!!

Anonymous said...

Hmm...Clay DID beat Ruben. He has proven it over and over 'a thousand different ways'. Haven't you ever heard of too many phone calls clogging the one measly line? Isn't it funny that since AI2 the contestants now get more then one line and twice as much time to vote???? A producer once claimed that Clay was receiving 80 percent of the vote every single week he was on. Why would Ruben, all of a sudden, receive more votes than Clay, just that last night, when Clay wowed the crowd with every performance that last night; while Ruben was his same old same old boring self???? I don't understand the people who keep saying: Clay should of won or how come Clay is doing better than the 'winner' Ruben. TALENT PEOPLE, TALENT (and having a personality helped, too!!!)!!