h got off the bus today and had a little surprise in his backpack... a stack off torn-off pages from his ex-girlfriend's (yes, it was a kindergarten flame that burned hot and bright) notebook. i flipped through the pages, and this was the very last one. i laughed so hard i choked and was crying. if you don't understand the language, i'll paraphrase: "This is Annie. She's popular. She acts so mean. She's good in school. She has good report cards and has 110,000,000 dollars. I hate her."
something about it's astuteness struck me as so funny, and reminded me of the angst we feel throughout our school careers. i just don't remember it starting so EARLY! maybe kids really are growing up faster these days. say it isn't so!
4 comments:
LOL, hell hath no fury like a little guy scorned!
Thanks for the chuckle!
My son (also in first grade) seems to only have eyes for the sixth grade girls...
Oh, wait, this is from the ex-girlfriend's notebook? So this wasn't something written by your little guy? I was confused - thought he wrote about hating her after their little fling went sour! lol
Note to self: Please have a strong shot of coffee before attempting to comment at blogs!
sounds like somebody's jealous. I like how the picture of the girl she hates pictures her smiling :)!
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