Sunday, December 24, 2006

Hello Melissa: Holiday Edition

hey all! i've been trying for 2 days to upload cheerful holiday photos... obviously unsuccessfully... to add to this greeting. no, i did not write it, but found it very funny. my best to you all and your families!

"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all."

"Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes."

"(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)"


maryfran said...

You were up bright and early to post this crazy p.c. non-greeting for the holidays. Funny. Hope everyone had a good night and you weren't up early because of coughing or vomiting. Have a good day.

hellomelissa said...

yo, mama! bright and early since my internal clock-ometer rings at 6:15, vacation or no. the pc comments i found funny, as this year the kind folks at wal-mart are once again allowed to say, "merry christmas." although, down here, they tell you to "have a blessed day" whenever you check out. maybe i should sue! my civil rights are being violated by your blessing! oh, no, i'm just kidding.