they're remodeling my walmart. did you hear me???! THEY'RE REMODELING MY WALMART!! i feel like alice down the rabbit hole. nothing is what it seems, and everything is upside-down. just when you think your spirit is still young, that you are still easily adaptable to new things, they go and change walmart on you.
it's completely torn apart, every department is in a state of flux-- placed where it was no longer, but not yet in a place where it will be for the future. shoppers were wandering with befuddled looks on their faces... grocery lists completely forgotten, with no idea which way to turn to find whatever it was they may have needed.
why, walmart? why go and change something that was totally, well, not good necessarily, but something i was so used to? something i knew like a well-worn path home? alas, life will never be the same.
curiouser and curiouser.